Like haha bitch, you [bold]obviously[/bold] know the rules of the game we call life so well! Lost them to or he drove them to? The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial. I can't tell whether the actors are the same people, just a generic pretty white couple. [quote] while these people are surely millionaires. The south-Asian chic wearing the green jumpsuit in the Rakuten commercial needs her face punched. The TeleDoc commercials are ridiculous, one of them is suggesting women get their vagine checked! This thread is archived. And has she just sold the car they are riding in? What shocked me the most was what Chaz Dean's freak face is looking like these days. That colgate ad where the "blind" kid gets on the school bus and makes a friend awww. Explore opportunities. Ripple makes milk now? The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag. Tepezza -The big blond woman with Thyroid eye disease! Privacy Policy. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. I can't wait for the enrollment deadline to be over. It reminds me of that picture where that old lady tried to "fix" the painting of Jesus, where all you see are very detailed eyes but the rest of the face is smooth and featureless. Cookie Notice Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think its the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial. I needed him to be here.". Has anyone else seen the commercial with Dr. James Kojian. Youre thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. Jimmie Walker is even more obnoxious. Who is the guy in the Colgate Total commercial? Love seeing Larry David in his commercial, but what the hell is the product? Get a brighter, whiter smile when you use Colgate Optic White toothpaste, mouthwash, and toothbrush products during your oral care routine. I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. I can't tell if he had extreme dermabrasion that erased all trace of features, or they put some kind of filter on the camera that caused his face to look like a peeled potato with eyes. Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads. Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk. Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. Im having withdrawals. and then we see the front door of a house with arms and legs sticking out of it, attempting to fend off a delivery man. The Colgate company in South Africa assured its customers in June that its products were 100 percent safe and said the United States did not import toothpaste from the country. I love that hanes commercial, its balltastic ! ", "Some patients may experience trouble breathing, swallowing, or speaking. It's not a hymn, you're just selling insurance! Does Voltarin only work on skinny gay men married to women? Google Fi. I don't know what the actor's union did with their plans. The Greenies dog food commercial with the Tom Hanks in Castaway type guy and his dog on the island who takes a stick from the guy spelling out HELP. What the hell does HELO mean? Speaking of Jlo r1, I play several games on my phone, and I'm constantly seeing Jlo in ads for Coin Master. "The Colgate commercial where the little blind boy gets in the school bus warms my heart." It's just such a stupid concept. I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots. WTF? They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it. I HATE JB Smoove in those fucking Caesars commercials. There is no cure for cerebral palsy and the condition lasts for life. I hate that commercial with a passion. I've never posted on one of these threads, but this Grocery Outlet ad has driven me past every last one of my limits. The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution. Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? May he just needs to open them. I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. Sounds like something theyd have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references. The Spectrum cable monster ads are back. Only time? R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. Fuck! In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. I cant dive for the mute button fast enough. Stupid skinny Millennial cunts. Hello. I notice there's a new spot for Doug and Emu as they try to fly in a helicopter. The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. I'd rather switch channels than sit through shit like that again. And the bizarre ad for one of those doordash type delivery services. Wheres men pooping? Hang in there. Argh - it is November 2 and already that incredibly UN -funny older woman who is bursting into Ross with 2 shopping carts and is gleefully filling them to the brim with fabulous gifts from Ross. Headquarters are in New York City. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. Poor Kevin thinks yelling at the top of his lungs is funny. If you continue to use this site we will assume that you are happy with it. Discover life at Colgate. Kid is stalking me! Especially if you're not middle to upper middle class with a gorgeous house with wraparound porch[/italic]. "It's so faaAAAAaaancy! The insurance ad with the 3 kids playing jump rope. Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. The girl, named Grace, seems pleased to meet Caleb and asks him if he has just moved in the area. Why the board of directors of that company hasn't defenestrated him by now is just a mystery. Please smile if you happy to give us a . R581, and yet, they only give you a t shirt. News & Info about TV Spots from all around the world. The Burger King Commercial with the Dancing King who says that he would eat a burger if he had a mouth. Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen? Hello. Turned so bitter and mean. God I fucking hate that State Farm ad where the woman piles meat on the scale. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" Those just make me sad. Hate their names, hate their occupations, hate their lifestyles, but mostly hate how they all talk alike -- male, female, black, white -- it's the same flat affect I suppose is intended to make us think of them as serious spokespeople; just makes me think of them as creepy pod people. [quote]I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. She has Flos face. Whoever approved him as a spokesman needs to put down the crack pipe. Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan Dynomite in the background. TheraBreath 24-Hour Fresh Breath Toothpaste. That gross LUMI genital and ass area deodorant commercial, I first saw it on YouTube, now it's on TV. While making goofy faces at a little girl with a sock puppet, her smile catches the eye of another passenger. Why, he's hardly working! I generally hate 'plain folks' advertising, since I know they're the end result of a multi-million dollar, test group green lit, campaign. Im tired of the Geico motorcycle commercials featuring the buttercup song from the 60s. He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady. Progressive commercials, they are getting dumber by the day. I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. What idiot came up with that POS?! Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. When Dr. Easterling is onscreen, all I can concentrate on is how tight that suit is. I hope the folks at Home Goods paid hall and Oates a shitload of money, because I used to like that song. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. R80, maybe that's what Prevagen does to those who take it -- turns them all into Stepford wife types. Idiots cant go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? For dinner? By all means, ruin the memories of a classic tv sitcom theme by hijacking it to sell shitty food and watered down drinks. How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? What hes sniffing are basketball shorts. I actually felt sorry for her. R97, I haven't seen that one. Where those two 4 years black kids one saying to another "your a fighter, don't never be a quitter " or something like that. Is it just in LA - the Casino Morongo commercial - with an older African American couple laughing and grooving out in a convertible - he looks like an older Rick Fox and she looks like that tv chef Carla. So phoney I quickly change ir mute the channel. Theyre fucking annoying. There's a Colgate commercial with a little boy who's blind and he gets on the school bus and makes new friends. They've resurrected Alphonso and his charity walk for that HIV medication commercial. If you can't find the email you can resend it here. Im Morgan and theres more to me than HIV. Thats a scam R226. The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. WHO THE FUCK WALKS INTO A GROCERY STORE AND ASKS IF THEY CARRY CHEESE?!!! It appears to be a serious commercial. You write what, cranky letters to the editor? The Geico Motorcycle "Build Me Up Buttercup" ads. R416. Nothin on my skin. . Than theres Comedy Central who more so than even before, since getting that Charmander Da Goof doofus as their latest late night host, so many of their commercials seem to be trying to appeal to his particular demographic. That Best Buy commercial where the sales guy tells him to sous vide meat. That lip biting dyke in the "Parker Promo" State Farm commercial. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rHelp fight decay with Colgate!\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean! Please click here to register for free. Popular topics. Published The Sopranos Chevy spot. Back to topic: I can't stand the Jimmy Walker Medicare commercial. How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me. It looks and feels like an SNL sketch. Ive got bills Ive got to pay. A commercial advertisement on television (usually abbreviated to TV commercial, ad, ad-film, and known in UK as advert, or TV advert) is a span of television programming produced and paid for by an organization, which conveys a message, typically to market a product or service. Some of the worst current commercials are the Philly cream cheese ads. [quote]The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. I dont know what they're trying to sell me, but the commercial that uses The Clapping Song can just fuck off already. The spot features a Beauty 13 Feb Colgate Optic White Renewal Jeggings Throwback Commercial by Vincent Colgate Smile. Please, PLEASE GET RID OF THE DIFFERENS COMMERICAL WITH PEOPLE POPPING THEIR ZITS -- AND THEIR FRIENDS' ZITS, TOO! Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site Those repulsive Amy Schumer Tampax commercials are disgusting. And of course they advertise whatever Shaq is schilling atm which is basically what theyre all about (Adam Sandler must own a huge portion of the network or stock in it with what theyre always advertising with his abysmal offerings) other than their big cash cow South Park. . "Get in the basement!". I dont get the anger but youd think given all this time with an entire year passed youd have cooled down. Wheres the hello Im your penis commercial. Where did they find these people? The Bounty commercials where some idiot spills a liquid they all react as if it's sulfuric acid. The Celebrity X Cruise line commercial (which would would be the last fucking place I would think of being), with the actor singing What a Wonderful Word in an excruciatingly disturbing vocal fry. Generally, children born with cerebral palsy can expect to live between 30 and 70 years on average. You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that were at the 418th in already dude. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. What are the release dates for Colgate Commercial - 2008? I believe its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish. Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. Im devastated over the end of This is Us or Im heartbroken by the death of lady wrestler Matilda the Hun or my favorite Mexican restaurant ran out of the hot sauce that I like.. So radical!". The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. Kevin yells back, what! The . The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel. R200, Id rather eat that brick than the shit they show in that commercial. UGH. Does anyone know the name of the ginger daddy in the Boxed commercial? Co-showrunner Kristen Reidel addressed the idea with TVGuide. First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. Can't stand it! Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. [quote]If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Burlington is not a technically "coat factory". Call today to see if you're entitled to your MAH-NAY!". She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her. I mute it immediately. I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads. Not sure what these ads are pushing, anyone who is eligible for extra 'freebies' via Medicare, usually has MEDICAID as their main or third form of health insurance. for your pointless bitchery needs. She's so fucking annoying. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo. The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling. This is what we've sunk to? GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. Any commercial that uses Ill Take You There, Walking On Sunshine, or the Carmen Overture. And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company. And that fucking song. Gotta make that money! Insurance companies, big pharma and Medicare have to account for more than half of all commercials. Everyone apparently thinks it's Dolly Parton singing. WTF! They are running those Joy, Comfort and Peace JC penny commercials non stop now. She is not attractive or a spokesperson I believe. I thought this was a tv commercials thread circa 2022? She needs slapped off of TV! In 2019, the Colgate toothpaste brand sold almost 80 million units in the United States, while Crest 3D White sold just over 60 million. Some features on this site require registration. I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. Sorry no information about the singer who sing the song that used in Colgate Advert Be the Reason Nurse. That kid screeching at the top of his lungs about wanting to watch Olaf should be thrown out a window. No matter where she's kissing the glass window, in the time of Covid, WHY the fuck is a commercial featuring anyone kissing a pane of dirty glass??? The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. R541. Absolutely despise the Amazon spot withe the two ladies right before the wedding. Definitely, R14!! Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. Women should be barefoot and kept behind the wheel of an SUV. The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. @Zamaswati_M. R242 He graduated from my high school and is now a student at alma mater. Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used! The Walgreens commercial with the UGLY red headed girl. The Pharma commercials are taking over the airwaves. The 'singing' in that commercial is so fucking annoying, it actually startles me when it comes on. I usually hate the Capitol One spots, but the holiday commercial with Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta as Santa Claus is inspired. Whatever his accent is, I don't like it either. Twelve??? The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker. Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning. The child is slow to reach milestones such as rolling over, sitting, crawling, and walking. My 3 year old is blind and we face challenges everyday, this so much my heart and soul needed this morning. I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks , [quote]I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks . Her kids scream at her to get out of their room and her mom waves her away like an insect. Or, just Kevin Hart. The ad is way too short to be annoying. Interns? [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother. But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues youre gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen? R148-The quality of the ad is such that it looks like Liev didn't want to be associated with a mattress ad, but the poor thing has to get work somewhere. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. What sitcoms and canned dramas are you frumpy queens staring at? John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! A young girl named Ana Montoya feels jitters from backstage as her name is announced. I'm really getting sick of the woman who radiantly croons the "Nationwide is on your side" songs. I always wish the mother would snarl "Shut the hell up, you little know-it-all!". How anyone can mistake that caterwauling for actual singing is beyond me. Id do anything, for you dear - anything! OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself. This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious. Hey insurance companies, your commercials are not funny, cute or quirky. Disgusting curds coming out of her cunt. I won't ever watch it again. I think its doordash where theyre on the bus and this lady talks about how theyre able to deliver the best bofogo or something As if were supposed to know what that even is. This is a longer version - in the short version I usually see he even lisps his s's. Both men come across as very smarmy. Humbug! First of all those kids have no soul if thats how they treat the handicapped cause its not so much as letting him sit there, its giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses Im sure say. Stay right where you are. Or employees are paid to appear (as anyone else would be) and some do it for the money, yet we're supposed to believe what they're being paid to say? Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband. I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses. I may never be able to eat another carrot! The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. Try to incorporate a smile and some kind of effective catch phrase or gimmick. I worked in advertising 30 years. Most retirees are not eligible for free Medicare, let alone, Medicaid. R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. Love, The momma who relates 33 Share Enjoy the best in current fiction, romance, mystery, biography, adventure, and morein easy-to-read large print! Why didn't they prevent that from happening? ", I watch live tv through Hulu and they have been running the same three commercials ad nauseam for weeks. Covid cut into a lot paychecks. Who's directing these abysmal spots? Thats so flyover. I've been seeing an ad with a young woman who works there and is then shown studying at one of their tables. You've never been in my fucking daydream. The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of. Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick. He also bragged that he's in college. A woman sure cannot get a Pap smear over a damn cell. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" The PTSD dogs and cats are gone, too, R568. I just saw the commercial with the blind boy on the bus. So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. No shame at all. Cleaner taste. 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